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#1 StringingSilhouette

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 11:46 PM

I'm curious to see if anyone has any good ones. Have at it.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 09:49 AM

[insert every single bad pun about sticks here]

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 10:49 AM

imo this belongs in sandbox but

"hey are you a freehander cuz id let you toss my stick around all night"

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 01:01 PM

- Glad to see you decided to "stick" around.

- Sorry, babe. I don't date chicks who spam the weave (in their hair).

- Look at that girl dance. The horrible off-time crossfaded track transition didn't even "phaser."

- Hey, you must be a glowstick, because I'd really like to get you isolated.

Edited by Nocturne, 26 April 2011 - 01:22 PM.


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Posted 26 April 2011 - 06:26 PM

- Hey, you must be a glowstick, because I'd really like to get you isolated.


That one wins.

#6 Ph0toN

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 06:39 PM

- Can you handle a 15 inch stick?
- Oh damn, my stick is leaking...
- Yeah I was hanging out with this girl last night and she broke my stick when she was playing with it.
- Oh yeah! Six inches of pure delight in each hand!
- She always has a glow on her face as she's doing the corkscrew.
- (In reference to sticks) For some reason the huggies caused leaks, I'm thinking of switching to a different brand.
- Oh man, that crack was so good!

Edited by Ph0toN, 27 April 2011 - 06:42 PM.


#7 StringingSilhouette

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 08:40 PM

Is that a glowstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

How would you like to freehand my six inch ultra?

You look flexible; let's practice the butterfly.

Let's pretend you're a glowstick so I can tie you up and spin you around me all night long.

Tonight we should practice our leg wraps.

How about I thread your needle with my stick?

Her: "Why do you have three glowsticks in your pocket?"
Him: "Only two of them are glowsticks."

What's long, hard, and spurts viscous white fluid when excited and hot? A white glowstick.

What's a glowsticks favorite hobby? Weaving.

What do you call a glowstick in prison? Isolated.

Edited by StringingSilhouette, 27 April 2011 - 08:41 PM.


#8 Syphonkiller

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 03:42 PM

- Hey, you must be a glowstick, because I'd really like to get you isolated.



OMG! haven't laughed so hard all year XDD!!!:unworthy:

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 06:23 AM

/facepalm

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 05:16 AM

You look flexible; let's practice the butterfly.

Let's pretend you're a glowstick so I can tie you up and spin you around me all night long.


:o i like those ones they're epic

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 01:46 PM

- Here, let me show you how to do that without smacking yourself in the crotch.
- Which do you prefer, under the leg or over the leg?
- Six inches is the most comfortable for me.

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 08:51 PM

- Can you handle a 15 inch stick?
- Oh damn, my stick is leaking...
- Yeah I was hanging out with this girl last night and she broke my stick when she was playing with it.
- Oh yeah! Six inches of pure delight in each hand!
- She always has a glow on her face as she's doing the corkscrew.
- (In reference to sticks) For some reason the huggies caused leaks, I'm thinking of switching to a different brand.
- Oh man, that crack was so good!


HAHA this one made me laugh so hard x.x nice set dude!

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 08:22 PM

Every pick up line has a great selection of Pun pick up lines:
http://everypickupli...cat.php?cat=Pun

My favorite is:
Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.



#14 xbadkaraokex

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 05:48 AM

since this got necrothreaded by a bot

i wanna do under the leg crossers with you all night babe

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:22 AM

Same sticks different day..

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 01:49 PM

Y did the glowstick cross the road? To get his crack

#17 xbadkaraokex

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 09:31 PM

not really a pick up line but ...

guy to a girl:
hey can you show me what a btb straight jacket would look like?

hey id like to practice my stalls under your legs ;)

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 07:38 PM

If I were to bend u over u would glow

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 03:11 AM

..........


Why you should date a Glowsticker:

1. Our "sticks" are always 6 inches long.

2. We can last for 8 hours.

3. We can last for 30 minutes at "high intensity" ;)

4. We can even go for 5 minutes at "ultra high intensity" if you want us to. :lol:

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:45 AM

"Is that a glowstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"


That last one from Cody, made me Chuck Norris




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